How can I reach a sleep paralysis or lucid dreaming?

Ugh I hate when that happens! It’s scary because Im trying to wake up and the only thing that works to wake me up is of someone touches me to wake me up. It happens from your body being soooo tired but your mind trying to wake up. I’ve learned to scream while in that state. It sounds more like I’m imitating Frankenstein sounds but now my family knows to wake me when they hear me grunting but that shadow stuff creeps me out too. I don’t know why you would actually want to be in that state of mind but try early mornings when you wake up but are still tired and trying to still sleep at the same time. That’s when it usually happens to me.

thanks for the answer but i do not appreciate you taking the piss out of cancer.

my bad… 9gag is cancer

you’re an absoulte d.ick, you realise that? Hopefully cancer affects you in some way, then we’ll see whos laughing.

you wish for me to get cancer because your favorite website is garbage? no me gusta…. cancer

No no no. How thick can you be? Im not angry that your insulting 9gag, i couldnt give a sh.it. But dont you dare try to make a joke involving cancer. Theres nothing humerous about cancer and nothing ever will be. I dont wish for you to get cancer, I just hope it affects you in some way so you dont have to tease it and can see how serious it actually is. Considering your roughly twice my age and are more immature than I am is quite sad.

I agree, its not a joke and I was not joking, I was stating a fact. 9gag is cancer. I do not understand what taking the piss out of cancer means. __oh look, i just googled 9gag is cancer… here is the first result. http://funadvice.com/r/15tdtft8g5l

To take the piss out of something means to joke about it. You’re an idiot. Grow up.