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Lmaoo!
The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student’s immediate family. A smart a$s student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. “But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?” As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look. “Well,” he responded, “I guess you’ll just have to learn to write with your other hand.”
OMGGG LMAOOO
What do yall think?!?!?!
nice the funiest thing I herd from 1 of my teachers was…1 of the students was complaining of a headake and the teacher was like I got a cure for that…stop breathing for 24 minuts XD well it does work.
HA I read that before but it was an elementary class =]
haha…
hahahahahahaha
LOL… I must ask… whats LMAO ???
Hahaha… now THAT’S funny! Lmao… I must remember that! Thanks for the laugh… hehe :)
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