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How to whisper sweet nothings?

I am writing a story and it has this guy who is an inappropriate A-hole-ish type and I want him to whisper something inappropriate(that is meant to be sweet but he is a idiot)to his girlfriend. What could he whisper?

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Answer #1

Have a nice fall? Wow, your taking this quicker than I thought you would. Fancy meeting you down here on the floor. I have such good timing.

I don’t know I like reading not writing good luck though…

Answer #2

When he whispers to her: “You look like you belong in one of those magazines I masterbate to”. When she gets out of the shower: “I never thought you looked that good naked”.

Answer #3

oh! also, I was thinking there could be a part where it was a boy girl sleepover and she is coming out of the shower while he is walking into the bathroom(already naked) and they knock into each other and she ends up on top of him and was wondering what he could say?

Answer #4

No, no I got it! Hey mistress, do you fancey a shag? Oh, oh, no I’ve got another one! Mmm, you smell good, like tequilla and $2 perfume.

Answer #5

“Hey babe, nice shoes, wanna f**k?” “That dress looks nice on you, did you loose weight?” “lose the pants and let’s go to the bedroom, they’re too tight anyways.”

Answer #6

he could say, ‘Is it cold in here?’ or ‘While we’re here.’ arches eye brows

Answer #7

Lightly say affectionate things into the ear of your lover!

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