Alaska's dividend for gas costs

Simply a Rose to brighten your day,         And maybe lessen the cares in your way;         And also, too, to help you to know,         That in knowing you, many others grow!

  :( There goes Jaes again, giving away secrets about Alaska and the benefits Alaska offers its citizens that people in other states can only dream of.

She’s lucky I don’t know which city she lives in! I’d have to go by and “injure” her typing finger(s). :)

Actually, Jaes, I wish you well. I just wish you would include a little disinformation when posting about Alaska. You know, like reminding everyone how cold and dark it is in the winter; how you just have to be a skier because of all the snow we get; how we get moose and bears roaming through our big cities scaring women and children; how it seems like there’s only one woman for every twenty men in Alaska; how the fishing is so bad that you can’t even cast your line into the water without having to reel in a fish; and how, in the summer we have to put up with twenty-four hours of daylight. Like who wants to be able to read the newspaper or play basketball at midnight?

Oh well, I guess I’ve just got to learn to start putting up with these upstart kids who are starting to expound on the heavenly bliss that so many of us sourdoughs have enjoyed for years. It’s time for us to put gates up at our border and start charging admission! :) :) :)