Who knows any REALLY good Yo Mama jokes? I.e Yo mama so fat etc. ?

How about this:

Yo mama’s like Meow Mix. Cats ask for it by name!

Yo Mama’s like a library - open to the public. Yo Mama’s so stupid she stole a free sample. Yo Mama’s so stupid that when she saw a “Wet Floor” sign

she did.

Yo Mama’s so stupid she can’t read an audio book. Yo Mama’s so stupid she thought Thailand was a men’s

clothing store.

Yo Mama’s so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record

by cats.

Yo Mama’s so stupid she failed a survey. Yo Mama’s so fat, when she backs up she beeps. Yo Mama’s so fat she’s on both sides of the family. Yo Mama’s so fat her belly button has an echo. (:

Yo mama so stupid she toke a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.. Yo mama so fat people run around her for exercise.. Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.. Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.. Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.. xx

1. yo momma so fat , when dad came in and said it was chilly out side she went out the door with a spoon… 2)yo mamma so fat , when she went out in a yellow dress I called “ova here taxi” 3)yo momma so lazy/fat she likes to lay “around the house”. 4)yo momma so big , she has to use sheets for her underwear.

yo mama s ugly,she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. yo mama so stupid,she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

HA! these are so funny! lmao the only one I know is your momma is so poor when your friend came over and asked where the bathroom was she said 3 trees down and to the left

Yo mama’s so ugly she entered a ugly contest and said sorry no proffecionals Yo mama’s so old she sat next to jesus in kinder garden Yo mama’s so fat she took a fork to the super bowl :D

why you trying tlk bout somebodii mama I got one…

yo mama so fat she use the superbowl as her toilet

here are some jokes

http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/baAGgcO/Yo-Momma-Jokes

Yo Mama’s so fat that when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders was ending… x

Yo mama so fat, her shadow weighs 10 pounds.

Yo mama’s so fat and stupid she tried putting M&Ms in alphabetical order and couldn’t do it. lmao!