Does anyone know some good "Yo Mamma" jokes?

Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her arse to be the 10th planet.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Your momma’s so poor she can’t even pay attention!

Your mamma is so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the cow!!!

Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like crap !!

Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more.

Your mamma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street, asked what she was doing and she said moving house.

Yo momma is like a bottle of ketchup, she gets turned around, banged, and then she comes out slow.

Your mother is like a doorknob… everyone gets a turn!

Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day.

Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Your mothers so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo momma’s so stupid she thought a quarterback is a refund.

Yo momma’s glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving.

Yo momma’s hair so greasy when she gets in the car the oil light comes on.

Yo momma is a carpenter’s dream…she’s flat as a board and she’s never been screwed.

Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road.

Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said move your fat butt out of the way.

Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a park car.

Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.

Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.

Yo momma’s so fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way!

Yo momma’s glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she sees people waving.

Yo momma’s so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!

Yo momma’s so ugly, when you look up “ugly” in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her!

Yo momma’s so short, she does back flips under the bed!

Yo momma is like a shotgun, one cok and she’ll blow

Yo momma’s so fat she can’t even fit in the chat room.

Yo Momma’s so fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky’s Auto Body.

Your momma’s armpits so stink she put on Right Guard and it went left.

Your momma’s like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.

Your momma’s house is so small, when you buy a large pizza you have to go outside and eat it

Your momma’s so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!

Yo momma’s got more mileage then a New York city taxi.

Yo momma’s face is so pimply that her tears need a 4x4 to get down her face.

Yo momma’s so loose, she jerks herself with the fat end of a baseball bat.

Yo momma so poor when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and yelled ding dong.

Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo momma’s so poor, she has to hang toilet paper out to dry.

Yo momma’s so poor, when I stepped on a lit match in her house, she yelled “Who turned off the furnace”!

Yo momma’s so poor, she can’t get rid of the roaches in her house ‘cause they pay half the rent!

Yo momma’s feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she’s tap dancing.

Yo momma’s like a pie, everybody gets a piece.

Yo momma’s so fat that when she asked for a water bed, they threw a blanket over the pacific ocean.

Yo momma’s like a “Happy Meal” small, cheap and greasy!

Your momma’s so fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a satellite

your mumma’s so fat she jumped in the grand canyon and got stuck

your mum volunteered 2 cleen the cages at the zoo, everybody walked past and said look at the hippopotamos

your mum is so fat when she stood on the scales it said 2 b continued

your mum is so fat when she dies it will solve world hunger

YO MOMMA SO UGLY when SHE LUKS IN THE MIRROR HER REFLECTION DUCKS!!

YO MOMMA SO OLD!..when someone TOLD HER 2 ACT HER AGE! SHE DIED!

YO MOMMA SO POOR SHE EATS CORNFLAKES WIT A FORK 2 SAVE MILK!!

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE STUDIED 4 A DRUG TEST!!!

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TOOK A RULER 2 BED 2 SEE HOW LONG SHE SLEPT!!

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE SOLD ER CAR 4 GAS MONEY!!

YO MOMMA SO FAT..when SHE STEPS ON A WEIGHING SCALES IT SAYS 1 AT A TIME PLZZ!!

YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE HOOLA HOOPS WIT A CHEERIO!!

YO MOMMA SO SHORT you CAN SEE HER LEGS IN HER PASSPORT PHOTO!!

YO MOMMA SO FAT..when SHE HUNG ER KNICKERS ON THE LINE..THERE WAS AN ECLIPSE!!

YO MOMMA HEAD SO SMALL!!..SHE USES A TEABAG AS A PILLOW!!

YO MOMMAS GLASSES SO THICK!!..when SHE LUKS AT A MAP..SHE CAN SEE PEOPLE WAVING!! YO MOMMA SO BALD when SHE TOOK A SHOWER..SHE GOT BRAIN WASH! YO MOMMA SO HAIRY..U ALMOST DIED OF CARPET BURN AT BIRTH!! YO MOMMA SO NASTY!!..SHE BRINGS CRABS 2 THE BEACH!! YO MOMMA SO FAT..when SHE WENT TO GIVE BLOOD..THE DOCTOR SAID! I CNT BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER!! YO MOMMA SO POOR!..SHE GOES 2 K.F.C 2 LICK OTHER PEOPLES FINGERS!! YUR MOMMA SO HAIRY!..BIGFOOT IS TAKING HER PICTURE! YO MOMMA SO STUPID..when HER TV GOT ROBBED SHE RAN AFTER THE ROBBER 2 GIVE HIM THE REMOTE! YO MOMMA SO OLD..SHE NEW BURGER KING WHILE HE WAS STILL A PRINCE!! YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS phone! YO MOMMA SO STUPID AN FATT!! when I DAIS IT WAS CHILLI OUTSIDE SHE RAN IN AN GOT A BOWL!! YO MOMMA TWICE THE MAN ULL EVER BE…

Okay I’m not really good at this but I will try.

Your mama is so fat she exerts a gravitational force. Your mama is so fat that she has planets rotating around her. Your mama is so fat that she fell through the Earth. Your mama is so fat that she can’t fit in the Universe. Your mama is so fat that ?

Yo mama so dumb,she studied for a blood test and STILL failed!!! Yo mama so fat,last time she saw 90210 is when she steps on a scale!!! Yo mama so old,her Chase number is 1!!! Yo mama so ugly,her shadow ran for cover!!! Yo mama so fat,she went to the movies and sat next to everybody!!! Yo mama so skinny,he hula-hoops with a cheerio!!! Yo mama so old,her yearbook has a picture of Moses in it!!! Yo mama so poor,I stepped on a cigarette in the house and she said “who turned off the heater?!” Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?” Yo mama so ugly,she made an onion cry!!! Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints!!!

Yo Mumma so fat she cant fit through the doors at weight watchers Yo Mumma so fat she uses a skip bin for the toilet Yo mumma so fat that the whales sing “ we are family “ Yo mumma so fat that she has to bath in the atlantic ocean

Yo mama so fat they think the equator his her belt. Hope not to offend people who think Yo mama jokes are politically incorrect. I am not trying to offend anyone.

Mama K

yo mommas so fat, when she saw a school bus full of white kids driving down the street she ran after it shouting “CATCH THAT TWINKIE!!!”

Yo mamma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!!! Yo momma so fat when she wore a yellow jacket and was walking down the sidewalk on a school day all the little kids yeld theres the bus!!!

yo momma so stupid, when she saw a school bus, she opened it up and said “where’s the cream filling??”

or just say your mother! thats what I do!

your mommy so fat she plays pool with the planets your momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said I got the power

hahahahah thats a good one because I know what telethon is lol

YO MUMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WALKED PAST THE TV YOU MISSED THE WHOLE OF TELETHON (( and thats long )) LOL

OK THIS IS A DUNNY ON3 YO MAMA SO BLACK WH3N SH3 W3NT TO NIGHT SCHOOL, SH3 WAS MARKED ABS3NT.

yo momma’s so fat, when she farted she went into orbit.

yo mama is so fat whe she stood on a scale it said to be continued

yo mama is so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

yo mama is so old her birth cerificate says expired

yo mama is so dumb she climed over a glass wall to see what wa s on the other side

yo mama is so fat she irons her pants in the drive way

go to Google and search yo momma jokes and you will have the best jokes on the web

Your momma is so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a mexican phone company. Your momma is so poor she has her face on a food stamp. Your momma is so fat she is on both sides of the famile. Your momma’s teeth are so yellow I can’t believe its not butter. Your momma is so fat she jumpsand gets stuck Your momma is so fat when she wears red all the little kids run up and say HEY KOOL - AID!!! Your momma is so fat she went to the zoo and little kids were like FREE WILLY your momma is so ugly I took her to the zoo and they thanked me for bringing her back

Yo Mommas so old her birth certificate expired

Yo mama so fat even Naruto dosent BELIEVE IT !!! XDD

Your mamas so fat, she uses a king size matress for a period pad.

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Hehehe… “yo mama” jokes crack me up.

One I like is “Yo mama’s so fat, she doesn’t use microsoft windows, she uses microsoft doors!”

Unfortunately, most of the jokes I know are tech jokes which most people either don’t understand, or think are lame geek jokes. Sigh

Yo mamma’s so fat she sets of car alarms when she runs. Yo mamma’s so fat when she turns around it’s her birthday again. Yo mamma’s so stupid she even fails a blood test. yo mamma’s so ugly when the devil saw her he ran straight to church to ask for protection. yo mamma’s so ugly when she wobbles down the street in september ,folks say,”Damn it, I can’t believe it’s halloween already!”