Got Any Good "Your Mama's So Fat"??

Just wondering if anyone out there has got any good “Your Mama’s So Fat’ `Jokes??

Answer #1

Not a huge fan, but found these on a site.

even her shadow has stretch marks!

when she gets on the scale it says “To be continued.” !

her blood type is rocky-road!

her blood type is Ragu!

one day when she got in a fight and the person fighting her got lost in her!

she could sell shade!

Answer #2

yo mamma so fat that when she stepped on dah scale it said 2 be continued… lols!!! hope I helped!!!:)

Answer #3

When you stand on her stomache you can hi five with god

Answer #4

yo mammas so fat, she got baptised in the pacific ocean,, yo mamas so fat, when she jump for joy, she got stuck,, yo mamas so fat, that when she wears a yellow shirt all the kids yell “school busss!!” ahhhh im the champ ehhh

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