Does any one know any funny jokes

ok. before I post anything. am I allowed to post dirty jokes?

Ok here is a christmas joke

it is christmas eve and santa clause is going around house to house, he goes down the chimmy and is putting the presents under the tree when he hears this really sexy voice “ oh santa I am so lonley please stay with me” and santa turns around to see the beautiful women in a see through night gown and says “ Ho Ho Ho I got to go, I have a lot of presents to deliver you know! so he continues putting the presents under the tree and she say’s again “ but santa I am so lonley, please stay with me” and santa turns around and says “HO Ho Ho I have to go I have a lot of presents to deliver you know” he keeps putting the presents out and she gets upset and stands up and drops her nightgown to the floor and says “ Oh Santa” he turns around and looks at her and say “ Hey Hey Hey I have to stay I can’t go up the chimney with my D*ck this way”

Ha ha ha, I hope you like it.

am i allowed to say racist jokes on here without getting banned XD ?

i dont mind :D

its cool :P