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Whats an easy way to get my parents to kick me out?

I am curious now…Whats an easy way to get my parents to kick me out so I can leave and know they won’t come looking for me??

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Answer #1

this is a BAD idea, but if you are just curious and asking a question because thats what this site is for, this is what I did. In no particular order, do this:

  1. Steal their money every chance you can, also any clothes, cd’s and jewellry that you like. Then hide it in your room or sell it. also do this to any of your siblings.
  2. use the money to feed a drug addiction. and refuse all attempts at help
  3. start throwing parties for all your friends (who happen to be the wrong bunch of kids) and if your parents say NO, take them all to your room.
  4. do anything that forces your parents to call the police repeatedly
  5. threaten everyone in your house with violence.

After you do these things, you will end up deserted by your family, sad and alone, for years and years until you smarten up, learn to behave like a decent human and slowly earn your families trust, which will never be the same.

Instead, you could try to understand that your parents love you, they provide for you, and never again in your life will you be able to eat, do laundry and watch tv in a kind loving environment, all while paying no rent!

Answer #2

There is no easy way to get them to kick you out. And if you want to do this to move in with your overage boyfriend. I hope he is willing to risk going to jail and being labelled a sex offender for the rest of his life (you know, not being able to live within a certain radius of anywhere that kids go to, kinda makes life difficult).

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