Never Ending Story!(:

why are you crying…

(wow this story is very uhm… wow :D)

-JUMPED OUT OF THE WATER, and started to chase me on my banana boat, while simutaniously eating a fried pickle. thats when elmo magically appeared and–

started singing his ABC’s. Then Cooked Chicken legs started falling from the sky, and toast could suddenly walk and talk. They formed their own government, and took over the world.

and then a monkey that looked like a cat appeared from no where

“whats your name? and why are you crying young one?”then she replied…

The monkey’s name was Sampsonastrolopolis Smith. (Bill for short). Bill said–

although Sampsonastrolopolis Smith was just an illusion. the little girl was trippin.

the little girl suddenly turned and ran. I followed her on my banana boat and–

(thats terrible!!) a dolphin jumped out of the ocean and–

The smell of blood in the water attracted sharks.

(what the hell???) a big hammer-head started rubbing against my foot and-

(?!?!?!?!) but thankfully, the little girl escaped as—

an overwhelming stench made me feel like I was gonna—

will you eat my pickle? she said–

but it didnt really look like mud, and it smelled really bad, with a hint of peanuts

start dancing the banana dance! when the monster–

I STARTED TO RAPE HER AND THE DOLPHIN AT THE SAME TIME

humping MY LEG

And started to eat the little girl

A MUD MONSTER

dumped her in the ocean and -

the ending was very abrupt.

I saw a little girl crying. I asked–

the mud monster waved its tail and–

RAPED HER