Never Ending Story

after we were done throwinf the strange things into the sea the boys found a raft and we set off into the ocean to find help

Dead person that looked a lot like my Best Friend Brian. we went down the cliff to see who it was but instead we found…

we decided to go bunjee jumping off the cliff! that way, we would just bounce back when we had our gold. but, after everyone had jumped off the cliff, we found a flaw in our plan…

we yelled to them as a few of them moaned and some were out cold…Were they good? Were they bad? We didnt know what to expect, but maybe they could help us…maybe they had a ship and gold…yaaa, pirates gold…and having one of those nifty swords would sure help us out. BUT, how were we to get to the bottom of the cliff? We thought and thought and then an idea came to mind…

they landed with a thud and we all heard someone or something make this horrible sound(as if a bunch of banana shaped rocks landed on them) …when we looked over the cliff we saw laying on the bottom of the cliff a…

..as we walked we found bananas and coconuts and wild berries. We ate to our hearts content and decided to find shelter. We took broken down tree limbs and big palm leaves and made a (several) shelters for all of us. In the morning we decided to explore the island and found…

Marijuana which only made us even more hungry…

just me, and 65 beautiful boys, all one on a deserted island. all 66 of us decided that we were hungry, so we avenged onward to the jungles to find food to eat. however, to our suprise we didnt seem to find any food, but a life time supply of…

and then I passed through the sewer and took a ride in the wavy waters until I passed through a drainage and ended up out in the ocean heading for a deserted island…

And someone ate me to see if they could take a trip

a yellow mushroom with walking feet…

I crashed and banged by head, I woke up in hospital…

(YAWN) A Bunch of sleeping, bored normal people!!

bunch of cave men

we saw a bunch of pirates laying unconsiuos on the floor

Then I finally landed on the island, it was paridise…

… and killed myself.

I didnt want a pillow as a husband so I escaped the hospital.

… very rare creature laying down there, no one was sure exactly what it was. So we all decided to go down their and take a closer look. To our surprise there was a UFO and the other aliens were circled around the alien we had hit, we were all peeking out from behind a shrubby bush, what where to do next…

we were intrigued by these alien creatures, but disappointed that there was no pirate’s gold. Maybe if we took the UFO we could get back off this island…but we knew nothing about this strange craft in front of us or the aliens and if they were good or not…

we were intrigued by these alien creatures, but disappointed that there was no pirate’s gold. Maybe if we took the UFO we could get back off this island…but we knew nothing about this strange craft in front of us or the aliens and if they were good or not…

a hidden stash of banana shaped rocks, which proved to be quite annoying as they kept getting mixed in with the food and everyone kept trying to eat them. so we threw them all over a cliff and as they were falling…

hobo who was really stoned. his name was willy and he told us he used to live in…

As I was headbanging along with the sounds of the riffs…

lol…

I then flipped through my cd’s and put in PANTERA…

The end.