What are some of the craziest things a kid has said around you or about you?

Does she mean like a mole on your skin or the animal?

on your skin

Oh tell her what they are made of then haha

just say puss and blood and skin

                that will get her to stop asking trust me 
                                         and its true

at a daycare these kids were playing in the kitchen and i heard a girl say to the other kids im going to spank your ass that was so funny

My neighbor’s two year old has said, “Fck you, mom! Walk away!”, “I’m going to beat your ass!”, “Pig fcker!”, “Me no love you anymore!”, “Me not taking a tubby! Nevr, never!”, “Shut up, mouth!”, and a lot more that I just can’t think of at the moment. Ha, got to love kids. XD

once my lil sis asked me wat a period was…i was like ummm……….__… :) and ii have no clue wat they are made out of

She doesnt want her daughter terrified! D:

My cousin to my 4yr old niece. “So mommy since I have no school anymore, I can go in the slip and slide now, right??” She laughed and forgot to answer her question. lol. And my 9-yr-old niece is always telling me to save my clothes or she tries to convince me that they already fit her. lol

well the little kids a my old school were sooo very random…. so one day a little boy came up to me and my friends and he was acting all cool and he asks “ok, which one of you lovely ladies wants to marry me?” and he had a cinderella braclet….. it was sooo cute :)

this one time my mom was talking to my cousin, he was 6 at the time. he was just staring at her and all of a sudden he interrupts her and says “if you were to shave your head… you’d look like a chinese man” hahahaha

hahahahaha omgggg

Sorry its suppose to be My 4yr old niece to her mom lol

lol, I told her that and she laughed at me and said, oh mommy you are just joking!

Once a little girl who was 10(I was 15) told me “You’re hot.” “Um…” “I wanna f* you.” “What?” this girl was nuts. I had the same situation with my 9 year old cousin(I was 12) who laid on my chest while watching TV and told me she “wanted” me.

With males, I once had this kid come up to me and he said to me “You’re a fag.” “Who are you?” “-Kick in the balls- FAG!” “Mother f**r!”

What is wrong with little kids around me?! The girls say nasty things, and the guys call me names, what has this world come to? D;

My daughter told Santa Clause his breath smelled ..lol..yeah needless to say i was sooooo embrassed ..hehe

Oh man, my oldest son is like that. He will say stuff like that and think its funny!! I’m just so embarrassed and don’t know what to say!

When i saw my dads friends son for the first time after like 5 months and he looks at me and says “Holy crap you got boobs!” in front of like 5 people and then he kept asking about “them”

lol how old is he?

like 7 lol

once i said to my grandmother “grama suzie can i have a sucker “ she said she dident have any and i said “ give me a sucker or i will kick your ass lolzz

once i said to my grandmother “grama suzie can i have a sucker “ she said she dident have any and i said “ give me a sucker or i will kick your ass lolzz

i took my oldest god daughter islay(4) for a walk and she was patting a dog and was like this dog is like buddy(my cousins dog) but only this one doesnt have a pen!s…i just stood there and was like ummmmmm ok then

another time i took islay to the zoo and she saw the stingrays and really liked them and when i was tucking her in for bed she asked me how much i love her and i said more than anything and then she asked me how much i love stingrays and i was just like ummm…not as much

a 3 year old told my 3 year old bro to stick his d!ck up her then puled down her pants