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Yo mama jokes

haha whats your favortie yo mama joke?

mine is: yo mama so ugly, that even Ripleys doesnt believe it. :D

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Answer #1

yo mama is so fat that she fell off of both sides of the bed. yo mama jokes are kinda mean, actually… -_-

Answer #2

yo momma teeth so yellow when she closes her mouth her tummy glows.

yo momma like a broke asz piratee; she got no booty and she loking for her exx.

;D

Answer #3

yo mama so fat that when she sat on tha rainbow skittles popped out. lol idkk it’s kinda’ old I know.

Answer #4

Yo momma so ulgy… that when she tried to enter a ugly contest they said “sorry no professionals”

Answer #5

yo mama so thin,she wipes her a** w/ dental floss. yo mama so stupid,she sat on th tv and watched th couch. yo mama so stupid,she thought taco bell was a phone company

I don’t know,I had anotha 1,but I forgot.

Answer #6

yo momma’s so poor that she has to stay pregnant to keep milk on your cereal! hahaha evil, I know. also, your momma’s so fat that when she goes to movies, she sits next to everyone.

Answer #7

Yo mama so fat,that she has to drive a spandex car to work.

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