What are some really good comebacks or yo mama jokes?

Well I was just wondering cause me and this girl are supposed to be ranking on each otherr.. so yeah I dont want to loose cause winner gets 200$ cashh PLEASE ANSWER QUICKLYYY PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE!!!

Answer #1

yo mamma’s so fat when she jumps in the ocean the whales start to sing “ we are family . . . even though you bigger than me” yo mama’s so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice. (this is my favorite) yo mama’s so harry she got afros on her nipples!

Answer #2

I have never actually got anyone to use this one but I love it…

SO you say a comeback and if the other person pauses say ‘Whats the matter cat got your tongue? Well my tongue was in a different kind of pussy last night, yo mommas!’ Then if you are feeling lucky follow it up with a roundhouse kick to the face, no mercy :O Easiest 200 bucks you ever made right? ‘So’s your face’ is a classic comeback to everything too :)

I love the ruler one btw made me lol, the rice one as well xD Yo mama is a sandwich… sorry I meant she was inbred =/

Answer #3

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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