What are the best mama so fat jokes?

Yo mama so fat she bungy jump and went straight to hell.

your mamma so dumb that she stuck a battery up her butt and said “I got the power”

NO ONE TAKE THIS SEIROSLY!!! ITS A JOKE! NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN LIKE THAT

Nothing to fear but fear itself.

Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her arse to be the 10th planet.

Your mamma is so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the cow!!!

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Your mothers so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road.

Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said move your fat butt out of the way.

Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.

Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.

Yo momma’s so fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way!

Yo momma’s so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!

Yo momma’s so fat she can’t even fit in the chat room.

Yo Momma’s so fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky’s Auto Body.

Yo momma’s so fat that when she asked for a water bed, they threw a blanket over the pacific ocean.

Your momma’s so fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a satellite

your mumma’s so fat she jumped in the grand canyon and got stuck your mum is so fat when she stood on the scales it said 2 b continued

your mum is so fat when she dies it will solve world hunger

YO MOMMA SO FAT..when SHE HUNG ER KNICKERS ON THE LINE..THERE WAS AN ECLIPSE!!

YO MOMMA SO FAT..when SHE WENT TO GIVE BLOOD..THE DOCTOR SAID! I CNT BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER!!

here are some of the mamma jokes sum arent that funnt but they are the fat mama jokes lol

Go to… http://www.ahajokes.com/ym01.html This site has a lot of jokes like this and it saves time giving you the site rather than listing. But here’s a few from there to help decide if it’s worth the work of going to the site or not…..

*Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

*Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

*Yo mama so fat when she wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions.

*Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

~~Note~~ I love comedy, just normally not jokes like these. It’s just that I hate losing challenges with friends and I bet you do too.

Yo mama is so fat she uses the interstate for a slip -n- slide

your mumma so fat that she cant even fit through the doors of weight watchers.

your mumma so fat that when she goes to kfc she orders the bucket on the roof

your mumma so fat that the whales sing WE ARE FAMILY

your mummas so fat that when she weres a yellow shirt pedestrians yell TAXI

you mummas so fat that when she got hit by a taxi she said who through that pebble

yo mama is so fat whe she stood on a scale it said to be continued

yo mama is so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

yo mama is so old her birth cerificate says expired

yo mama is so dumb she climed over a glass wall to see what wa s on the other side

yo mama is so fat she irons her pants in the drive way

your mamma so fat she can’t even fit through the door your mamma so fat she has to sit around the house your mamma so fat when she exercises she falls down everytime