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Why must I sit?

I am terribly afraid of chairs. I don’t know why, but everywhere I go there is a chair, just waiting for me. This scares me because I feel trapped in it’s comfy grasp. I just want to stand, Standing room only please! Why am I afraid to sit down and be comfortable? Do I have some kind of ADD? Or is it something medical in my brain? Is there maybe a couch that can save me? Help me please!

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Answer #1

Dude, I know where you are coming from. Well sorta. My grandpa had this humongous recliner chair that I absolutely loved (It was really comfy) One day when I was younger I sat down and the chair folded up on me and trapped me. It was the scariest 5 minutes of my life. Ever since then if I see a recliner I’m extremly paranoid and try to avoid it. I’m ok with other chairs but recliners scare me. lol

Answer #2

Two possibilities:

Either: You’re kidding.

Or: You have a serious problem. Sounds like some sort of phobia. You feel trapped if you’ve got to sit down on a chair? This must have serious impact on your life. Get professional help. See a doctor.

Answer #3

Are you serious? Well, standing for long periods of time can do a lot of damage. I suggest, if this is serious, that you seek the advice of a doctor.

Answer #4

nope you dont got add thats like nothing like add… maybe if you lay on the ground or sit on the floor and say “its way better down here, and im more comfortable, im saving the seat for an old lady, the air is much thicker here” goodluck

Answer #5

YOUR SO SAD JUST SIT DOWN. EVEN IF you HAVE TO SIT ON YOUR HEAD.

Answer #6

its called a stand-o-couch

strap you in there and you can relax without chairs ;)

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