Why does everyone hate Santa Claus?

I love santa claus

santa claus isn’t real (I know that) but I love him!! don’t ask me how cause I have no idea about why I love him!!! LOL

refuse to let the guy have a smoke, and now the surgeon general’s calling him a fatty

ROFLMAO

I love that line, absolutely made my day. My older son is in first grade now, and yep, still believes in Santa Claus. I’ll feel really bad, like we lost something, when he stops believing and knows it’s mommy & daddy that get him all the cool presents.

I love the idea of Santa Claus!

See, I never looked at my parents telling me about Santa as “a filthy lie” as so many people see it. When I was growing up, part of the magic of Christmas for me was believing in the jolly fat man. It was fun!

I think you might be taking people’s disinterest in him a little hard though. I mean, those nasty words could put you on the naughty list, even if you are sticking up for Santa.

Throws some Pink Fluffy Bunnies at you

*I love the idea of Santa Claus!

See, I never looked at my parents telling me about Santa as ‘a filthy lie’ as so many people see it. When I was growing up, part of the magic of Christmas for me was believing in the jolly fat man. It was fun!

I think you might be taking people’s disinterest in him a little hard though. I mean, those nasty words could put you on the naughty list, even if you are sticking up for Santa.

Throws some Pink Fluffy Bunnies at you**

MORE AMMO! MUAH HA HA HA!

intercepts bunnies

Me too!!! Accept I’m not Jewish…

Which one?

The original? Or the red Coca-Cola marketing scheme?

That the Politically Correct crowd for ya - you left out no “HO” “HO” “HO” either - guess they think it’s referring to them, LOL

may be because he dont realo get 2 people

he does’nt exist just deal with it!!!

I love santa and I’m Jewish!! lol

what the f*ck is this even a serious question!? im sorry 2 have 2 say it but…GET A LIFE!

Becauase he is not real.. no one is that nice and so peole don’t like people pretending some one of his standards are real becuase they fell bad that they could never be like him.