Why does everyone hate santa claus?

He's already got the short end of the stick on this deal, what with all his hard work making it around the world in a single night and giving us all the cool crap that we wanted for Christmas, and in return we take away his freedom of speech, refuse to let the guy have a smoke, and now the surgeon general's calling him a fatty.

Lay off the guy, he does more work in one day than anyone of us has ever done in their life. One day he'll quit because of all you a**holes and non-believers, and then you'll be sorry. What's Christmas without Santa Claus? There isn't one.

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ANSWER #1 of 14

It's people like all of you who will be the death of Christmas.

I also like how I categorized this question in 'politics' and it was changed to 'entertainment', as if Santa's only a fictional character in movies and crap.


ANSWER #2 of 14

I love santa claus



ANSWER #3 of 14

santa claus isn't real (I know that) but I love him!! don't ask me how cause I have no idea about why I love him!!! LOL


ANSWER #4 of 14

>>refuse to let the guy have a smoke, and now the surgeon general's calling him a fatty

ROFLMAO

I love that line, absolutely made my day. My older son is in first grade now, and yep, still believes in Santa Claus. I'll feel really bad, like we lost something, when he stops believing and knows it's mommy & daddy that get him all the cool presents.



ANSWER #5 of 14

I love the idea of Santa Claus!

See, I never looked at my parents telling me about Santa as "a filthy lie" as so many people see it. When I was growing up, part of the magic of Christmas for me was believing in the jolly fat man. It was fun!

I think you might be taking people's disinterest in him a little hard though. I mean, those nasty words could put you on the naughty list, even if you are sticking up for Santa.

*Throws some Pink Fluffy Bunnies at you*


ANSWER #6 of 14

***I love the idea of Santa Claus!

See, I never looked at my parents telling me about Santa as 'a filthy lie' as so many people see it. When I was growing up, part of the magic of Christmas for me was believing in the jolly fat man. It was fun!

I think you might be taking people's disinterest in him a little hard though. I mean, those nasty words could put you on the naughty list, even if you are sticking up for Santa.

*Throws some Pink Fluffy Bunnies at you***

MORE AMMO! MUAH HA HA HA!

*intercepts bunnies*



ANSWER #7 of 14

Me too!!! Accept I'm not Jewish...


ANSWER #8 of 14

Which one?

The original? Or the red Coca-Cola marketing scheme?



ANSWER #9 of 14

That the Politically Correct crowd for ya - you left out no "HO" "HO" "HO" either - guess they think it's referring to them, LOL


ANSWER #10 of 14

may be because he dont realo get 2 people


ANSWER #11 of 14

he does'nt exist just deal with it!!!


ANSWER #12 of 14

I love santa and I'm Jewish!! lol


ANSWER #13 of 14

what the f*ck is this even a serious question!? im sorry 2 have 2 say it but...GET A LIFE!


ANSWER #14 of 14

Becauase he is not real.. no one is that nice and so peole don't like people pretending some one of his standards are real becuase they fell bad that they could never be like him.


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