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My neighbor is really trying to get me into serious trouble with the police. She calls them over everything. Some of it is my fault, I can own up to and take responsibility for my actions.

Here's the deal. She's called the police on my for putting a note on my door directed to her telling her to never knock on my door again because she had woken my family up at two in the morning the night before by banging on our doors and windows and screaming and the sign was riddled with insults and curse words. So she ended up calling the police, but I didn't answer the door and they left, which upset her because nothing was done. So my other neighbor, he's about my age was outside openly making fun of her and being loud and I was just there so she called the police on both of us. She called on him because he was making fun of her and she called on me because she was upset that nothing was done the last time she called on me. Now this morning I hear her outside on the portch screaming on the phone about me and how I'm a theif and this and that. Let me tell you, I don't steal from anybody. She's refurring to some stamps that went missing from her house. Knowing her she probably just misplaced them, but she's blaming me. Why would I steal stamps? I don't mail letters. With all this technology and other ways of communication, why would I steal stamps? So I guess she's called the police again. So my question is this, what do I do? What do I say? The odds are against me. She looks and acts like a nice old lady while the police are around. I have a mohawk and stretched ears. I look like trouble to them even though I'm not. They take her side always. If she doesn't stop I really feel like I could get violent. I don't even know what I'm going to do if she doesnt cut it out. She claims I'm harassing her, but every day all I can hear is her on the phone out on the portch ranting and yelling about me and what I do wrong and so on. I feel like I'm the one being harassed here, not her. I apologise this is so long, I just don't know what else to do. I'm going to freak out if she doesnt just end it. This is so ridiculous. She honestly has nothing better to do then this. This is entertainment for her.