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we are all gonna die conspiracys ... yawn!

2012 conspiracy- OMG, a old calendar said something spectacular would happen on that day, so the only RATIONAL explanation would be… THE END OF THE WORLD!… DUN DUN DUN!

Chemtrails & Contrails- yes, the government IS using planes to spray sickening gases over the sky. I mean it’s right above our heads, we would never think to look there! they are all trying to kill us! run and hide form the sky!

Chip Implants & The Mark Of The Beast- “oooh suuure,yep, you caught us alright! we are going to put chips in you to see where you are! and if you dont comply we will all put you in CONCENTRATION CAMPS!” and they are supposebly building a huuuge station (it might even be underground! ooh, what will they think of next!) to put all of these people that dont comply and kill them there pretty much, it’s Hitler the 2nd in a chip. this is known as the mark of the beast! the good people will be one color, and the ‘other’ people will be categorized as another. hmm, I wonder what color I will be? orange, blue, yellow, oooh what about PINK. YES OH YES! PINK IS THE NEW PINK YALL! SIGN ME UP!!!

!everyone stick your head between your legs and kiss your bum goodbye!

haha chillax people! see how silly all of these conspiracys sound!!! tell me what you think about all of this, and sorry if I offended anyone by this, no harm meant =)

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Answer #1

the mayan calendar is MORE advanced than anything we have today- they had an incredible understanding of astronomy, but as always the interpretation of that calendar is left in our hands- to figure out what MIGHT happen. interesting to note is that the mayan calendar does not end in 2012- it is cyclical. like 3 cogs interacting with each other. waht does end is the prrophecies in the DRESDEN CODEX, we are finishing a (I believe) 5200 year cycle in which , according to the maya, always ends in a disaster or a world CHANGE- this also corresponds with our sun alligning with the center of our galaxy, which hasn’t happened for 26,000 years according to the calendar.

all I can say is there really is nothing we can do about it- we are along for the ride- nowhere to run and hide. we’ll know the truth december 22 2012.

as for the rest of the conspiricies and “second comings”- it has happened quite a bit over the centuries- someone proclaims that the world is gonna end on _ (insert date) and they all look pretty foolish after the fact when we are still all very much alive. Y2K - that was a disaster (not), unfortunately there are people that are gonna believe the world is coming to an end, and are going to act on that belief- mass suicides, so that they can get on the spaceship which is following a comet. gee that sounds familiar.

as for me I would tend to consider what the maya have to say over all of the rest of the ‘end time stories’ floating around. they did have an understanding of the natural world that we truly can’t comprehend today, they were waiting for the spaniards when they came to shore- they called that one pretty good. so should we freak out? should we stop planning ahead in our lives? should we do anything drastic? NO we should just live our lives as usual- because as I said earlier- what are we really gonna do about it?

as far as the chip thing goes- we can already be traced to a degree- some of our cell phones have that capability, credit cards have traceability- and some of them have chips in them. we do not need something ‘implanted’ if it is an object we always carry with us ‘everywhere we go’. could this be the ‘conspiracy’ you mentioned? something to think about- because if it is- than it is already under way.

Answer #2

global warming isnt reely happening…yet but I think evry1 is either trying to do or already doing there fair share of cleaning up the earth and dont use hair sprays because they ruin the earth and they can cause cancer..thot that you should no that

Answer #3

Haha some crazy, easily led, gullible people on here isnt there? There are no chips being inserted anywhere on anyone, in case you didnt know, the government can pretty much tell where you are already if you have a cell phone. There will never be such a crazy law passed. The world cant end until its cycle ends. People can become extinct, yes. But the world will keep on spinning no matter what. Maybe you didnt realize that EVERYTHING in the world runs on a continuous cycle, over and over and it can CHANGE but not stop. So everyone needs to just relax and maybe some of you over religious people wud benefit from thinking YOURSELF and not relying on that good old bible of yours, its out of date. LOOK AROUND YOU. Think for yourself and come to your OWN conclusions.

Answer #4

The whole 2012 Doomsday thing is so complicated. Apparently, Einstein said that once the bees started dying, we had 4 years left to live. (Because bees pollinate plants and such and plants create oxygen and so on…) and in a Mayan calendar, it said 2012 was the end of the world or something. The bees started dying in 2008 sooo four years from then will be 2012. Freaky coincidence? I think so. Alsooo, we’re killing the Earth with all the pollution and crap so global warming isnt really helping. There’s so many views on this… Look it up on Google, it’s actually kind of interesting.

Answer #5

End of the World - Research ‘Armageddon’ - I believe the chips will be used by the Antichrist to control lives - you can purchase nothing without it (the marc) - if you don’t comply, you’ll die from starvation - the system monitored by a supercomputer (the beast) - skin color doesn’t enter into it - there is the WAY (the Son) out of this found in John 3 : 16 - these are addressed in the book of Revelation - this is my humble opinion.

Answer #6

I think even if this stuff IS going to happen, it’ll be very quick so we won’t know what’s happening. And until then all we could do is to live the way we want, meaning we can eat like pigs, drink like fish and do whatever the heck we want (if we choose to). Not that this will happen in OUR lifetime. I reckon it’s quite a brave while longer before the earth is doomed. Lol.

Answer #7

That Y2K crap is total BS.

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