What if there's no toilet paper after a poop?

have you ever sat on the toilet, let out a nice huge “maken you feel 10 pounds lighter” dump and you reach over to the toilet paper there is none? LMAO! what do you do?! or what have you done if this has happend to u, especially in public restrooms, EMBARRASSING!

Answer #1

LOL, no.. but on the show rob & big, big said one time he was in those porta potties and took a huge dump but there was no toilet paper. so instead he took off his sweat band and used that.

Answer #2

Hey I was nearly cought at work the other day got in there and no paper lucky I had only sat down and not done the deed yet so I had to ring one of my staff who were passing by sonner or later and get her to bring some and cross my legs until she got there. Not good when people need some customer service lol

Answer #3

I think the only option is to use your underwear or if there is a sink, go ‘native’!

LOL

Answer #4

Yes there was that time kiasu that I was on walkabout in the harsh australian bush for 6 months. We have eucalyptus trees and they make really good toilet paper so I used them. I couldnt catch the rabbit mid cr*p so I uses leaves. I really got a two for one special because the leaves freshened up the area with a lovelly smell . Im thinking about going again soon shall I book you in for the treck?

Answer #5

and what about that time you were lost for 6 month in the Australian Outback muma? with only a small pointy stick, a hat surrounded with corks and a small packet of biltong?

How did you manage then?

PS That reminds me, A bear was in the woods having a poo. He said to a rabbit walking by, ‘Tell me Mr rabbit, have you ever had a problem with poo sticking to your fur?

`’No’ said the rabbit. So the bear wiped his bum on the rabbit! :)

Answer #6

lol@bigmuma…

:):):)

Answer #7

ahahaha… MESSY SITUATIONS =P in times like this…I’m glad that I always carry tissue in my purse when I go out!!

Answer #8

always carry some t-paper in a pocket or a bag, lost count of the times this advice has saved me.

Answer #9

oh, its way worse if you are at somebody’s house…

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