How to stop the birds from pooping on my car?

Do they sit on the roof railing? You could place something on there that they can’t sit upon. Like a band with spikes pointing upwards. Of course you’d have to remove it when you drive.

People in historic city centers put spikes on their balconies so the doves don’t sit there and poop on the facades and stucco. Maybe that would help…

Or put bird food on the roof of your neighbors car. evil grin

Cover The Car!

Hmm I remember somebody telling me something that birds don’t like.. I’m trying to think of it but I can’t lol. I’ll be back if I think of it, but in the meantime you could try putting pepper all over the roof of your car, I don’t think they would like that lol

Stores use the spikes to keep the birds from perching and eventually pooping on security cameras. I can’t think of any good ways to keep them from crapping on a car. Unless your parked next to a tree. Was always taught not to do that. Might just have to find a different spot. It’s not the car they are attracted too. It’s the location you’re parked in.

My suggestion? Enjoy the custom-all natural detail that the birds give you.