I'm totally tone deaf!

I’ll start by saying — do not be disappointed if this becomes an impossible challenge for you… In all honesty, not everyone is given the gift of being able to sing… let alone to being able to do it well enough that people want to listen…

That being said — your best option would be to see about taking voice lessons. This will be your best bet in order to train your ears to match what comes from your throat when you sing —

The person that works with you will be best equipped to either train you to get it right, or tell you to forget it —

Remember — a lot of people who sing well…also practiced a lot too… and the rare few that it just comes naturally for are just that…rare… everyone else just practices and practices until they get it right — BUT — they had someone to direct them to the right way to do it…

So — go for that, see what comes of it… Never know what’ll happen…

Good luck!