aliens keep on abducting and doing all these strange

* Get earplugs, they might try to take your brain.

You may want to get a nose plug also. . .Remember the Egyptians took the brain out of the nose. . .

My Daddy said he saw a spaceship, but that’s before he found God, so it’s hard to tell what he was smokin or drinkin. Get earplugs, they might try to take your brain. ewww weee ewww

Anytime man, but if it doesn’t quite do the trick you can always go into a maddness spree and use the sheep, usually forbidden but, it sounds like your in a tough situation so use at will. The Sheep is something only experts can handle usually.

Better yet plug up your mouth too-I don’t think your jaws could resist their strength if they tried to find a way in through there, since you just about plugged every other hole. But how would you breath…

haha well first off you need to build a phaser gun and keep it with you at all times, try to negotiate in clicks and whistles, im pretty sure thats what they speak natively, if that doesn’t work use the phaser gun you built, remember to have a dial on it so you can change the settings. Do it like Stewie with the animal noise device they work best, you can use most of the settings but if you set it to the pig or cow things might get out of hand with everybody stripping for each other… kinda freaky? I know just how you feel, I made that mistake the first time… Goodluck

P.S. if that doesn’t work lay off the shrooms… That was my absolute back-up plan haha Cheers

Wrap yourself in tinfoil. . . Works great for me. . . .

wow thanks the phaser gun is totally doing the trick thanks so much!

If you want them to stop it is simple. Stop dropping acid! lol

Awesome exchange!…thoroughly enjoyable.