JOKE for you to LAUGH

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An old couple went to the store every Sunday to do their grocery shopping. The husband was the only one with spending money as the woman always used every last penny she had for paying their bills and living expenses.

Since the old lady had no extra money that week she asked the husband to buy the groceries. After much complaint he finally agreed.

Together at the store - the old lady walked around putting canned foods, eggs, meats, bread, and everything they would need for that week. The man on the other hand - returned to her with a new fishing pole. He looked in the cart and said “You don’t think I am buying all this junk do you?”

Lady- “Well this is only enough for the week and we have to eat.”

The man took out the loaf of bread and picked up a pack of bologna. “This is all I can afford.”

Lady - “You’re a rotten old man” she said, “If you would put back your fishing pole we would have enough for this.”

“I am keeping the pole woman. If you want all this crap then you buy it.”

“With what?” she said. “It’s not like you give me an allowence. And I pay for everything else.”

The man purchased the pole, the bread and the bologna. Meanwhile the old lady slipped a can of peaches in her purse as she dearly loved the them and wanted them badly but didn’t have any money to pay for them.

Just before leaving the store they were stopped by the manager. “I know you have stolen a can of peaches from the store. You will be arrested for shoplifting.”

Later at court the old woman pleaded with the judge with her husband nearby. “I stole the peaches because I didn’t have any money to pay for them. My husband insisted on buying a fishing pole rather than buying our food for the week and he never gives me money or helps me pay any of our expenses.”

The judge spoke to the husband, “Is that true?”

The man replied, “Yes, but…” Judge- “Then I will sentence your wife very lightly. For each of the 6 peaches inside the can, you will spend 1 day in jail. And I will also sentence your husband to 30 days in jail for being so unreasonable to his poor wife.”

The wife snickered lightly.

Furious at his wife the husband shouted out “ YOUR HONOR, SHE STOLE A CAN OF PEAS TOO!”