A good joke to make you laugh!!

One Sunday morning Bill burst into the living room and said:

• “Good moring Mum, Dad, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in the Sydney She lives a block away and her name is Katina

After dinner, Bill’s dad took him aside.

• “My dear Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She’s a wonderful wife but she has never been any good in bed, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Katina is actually your half-sister, and I’m afraid you can’t marry her.”

Bill was heart-broken.

After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced,

• “Eleni said yes! We’re getting married in June.”

Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.

• “My dear son, I Eleni is your half-sister too… I’m awfully sorry about this.”

Bill was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news.

• “dad has done so much fooling around I guess I’m never going to get married,” he complained… “Every time I fall in love, dad tells me the girl is my half-sister.”

bills mother just shook her head.

• “Don’t pay any attention to what that dipstick says, honey, He’s not really your father.”