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I hate my next door neighbours

omfg!! I despise my next door neighbours!! I would love 2 crak her!! she gives my mum abuse all the time for no reason!! so I went round to this womans house kikin off at her an in her face right! an she was like who are you talking to!! lmfao she had the cheek 2 ask me who I was talkin 2 when she spoke 2 my mum like she was a piece of sh!t does anyone no anything I can do 2 realy wind em up!?

I play my music super loud!! im always shouting in the garden 2 wind her up me an my mum smile and wave at them when they walk past

I just want to know sumfink I can do 2 really push there buttons!! :D , NOBODY!! speaks 2 my mum like sh!t an gets away wiv it!! I was thinkin about pushing crikets through there letter box haha!!!

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Answer #1

put some letters in her mailbox that say: dear stranger, I just wanted to tell you that you are always bothering me, and you always piss me off, so now don’t you think it’s your time to apolagize? I hope you will! to reply my letters just put them with your next door neighbours and they will give it to me, thank you

                                                                                       your friend,
                                                                                                      Stranger the son of the      
                                                                                                                   Strangers

and if it doesn’t work, get her phone number and call her acting drunk!! ask her some stupid questions like: 1- Are you over 10 seconds old? I’m only 1 second old, how about you?!! 2- What is a Playstation? I don’t know what it is, could you tell me what it is? 3- Hello? ahem ahem lalalalalala, hello? (then she will say hello) and you will say: oh I’m so sorry I’m just checking my voice, are an alien? cause your number is from an outside univurse!!! lol, she will imedietly hang up, but keep doin’ that! it’ll drive her crazy up the wall!!! lol

oh you’re so lucky! my parents would kill me if I do this kinda things to my neighbours!! good luck making her stop!

Answer #2

Love your neighbors as the way you love yourself.you see that nothing works,so show love to them…this will make them cringe!!! inside.nomatter how much they act like it don’t bother them.u gotta nice them to death.trust me it works..not to be puss but you never know how crazy people r.u gotta use your brains now of days.use different techniques.not 2 say you r not gangsta but that girl might be crazy,n kill you 4 nuthin.I almost got shot ova a basketball game.is it worth it when you think about it

Answer #3

You’re 19. It’s time to grow up and start respecting others.

She may be wrong. She may have problems. But, so too, may your mother.

Try to find a common ground with your neighbor. It’s a small world and life is too short to spend it battling your next door neighbor.

Answer #4

lmfao anna!! you sound crazy but I LOVE IT!! haha thanks for all your messages, I think im guna put crickets threw her letterbox haha that will drive her crazy as she wont no what the hell thenoise is lmfao!! woOp woOp xx

Answer #5

put boloney in her car let it sit in the sun she would try to remove them and her car would look like a poka car lol just try to ignore if she gets annoyed trash her house egg it do what ever you have to do to get respect

Answer #6

lol, you could puke in front of her door. one of my buddies did that to the crack dealers that use to live next to us. they didn’t like that much, lol

Answer #7

Dear sophie_lea07, First of all she isn’t giving your mom trouble for nothing…perhaps there is something you don’t know try staying out of it, it isn’t yhour battle. You play your music loud, you yell at her. I’d be calling the cops if I were her. There are by-laws you need to follow. You and your mom smile and wave at them as they walk by…nothing provoking about that is there. You and your mother both sound like you have too much time on your hands. Build a fence and get it over with…fences always make good neighbours. Sue…good luck

Answer #8

Sounds like you need an asbo.Its the scummy behaviour what your bragging about which is dragging the UK into the gutter.Maybe, if you spent more time learning to spell properly, not with that fake,ghetto, retard,slang writing, you might also have time to realise that your behaviour is childish, pathetic and antisocial.Yes, you sound just like my next door neighbour, A complete cant with a u, and me or my family have done nothing to these cabbages.Some of the replies you are getting sounds like the mindset of braindead chavs.I hope when you have a young family that you move next door to a charming individual just like yourself. Karma is a wonderful thing.

Answer #9

Put sugar in her gas tank!!LOL

Answer #10

I wouldnt even waste my spit on her! let alone GET ON WID HER! she doeasnt have a car btw lol wich is crappy! haha, I havnt writen the ful story on so people like you think im bein immature, but if you new the ful story you wud understand why im getin so P!ssed off!! :@ :@ stupid people! I h8 em ima put crikets frew her letterbox lol cnt w8 2 hear he scream >D

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