What is a good fake drunk text to send to my best friend?

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• Answer #1

  I knocked myself up with a fire hydrant? Might be a little crude but it gets the job done! Or you can message : UNICORN TURDS! Whichever you like! :)

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• Answer #2

  Oh well, were always tricking eachother.And i want to just get her back. something funny, but shocking idk. it doesnt matter.

• Answer #3

  Is there more to this story? It might help us get a better understanding of what you're looking to do.

• Answer #4

  Make sure you're spelling things terribly as well. Make it garbled, but just legible enough to read.

• Answer #5

  i fell out a window but im not sure. all i kno is that my leg is facing a very interesting way :)

• Answer #6

  Yeah I had a couple people get drunk around me... lol... Awful stuff I tell you...

• Answer #7

  wanna find out if you could actualy eat a horse?? hahha the told me that once

• Answer #8

  like: wtna hnga uto oh wiat....

  (then you end it)

• Answer #9

  I know what yu mean! smh

• Answer #10

  lol this one is funny

• Answer #11

  any examples. . . . .?

• Answer #12

  LOL I <3 THAT !!

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