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Favourite Simpsons quote?
What is your favourite quote/s from The Simpsons?
I have many, some are as follows:
Ralph Wiggum: Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky.
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there’s five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn’t talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.
Ralph: My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
Homer: A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds … it makes ice. Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them – as is my understanding …
Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
:)
Homer: My pockets hurt…I dont know why I found that funny but I laughed for ages
Homer: “I named the big one Ho-Jew!”
Homer - “I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t…I mean s-m-A-r-t.”
“Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.” (to aliens who abducted Simpson family)
Nixon -They’ll pay!!! Mr. Burns -Excellent Bart - Hey its ZZ top Nelson - Ahh Hah
ralph : look what I made daddy!!! a ralph burger!! takes a bite ouuu my ralph burger tastes hurty…
homer: DOH! NUTS! mmmh donuts…
homer to brain : lets get this over with so I can continue killing you with beer
brain : dont say revenge dont say revenge!!
homer: revenge!!
brain : thats it im outta here tap tap tap SLAM
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