How can I clean my system in 24 hours?

There are SO many ways that you can clean your system from thc,I’ll list a few. The best way is obviously to drink a shit ton of water, but you can also do the following as well. 1. Get a small clean pill bottle, or small listirine bottle and have a sober/clean person pee in it for you. Put tin foil around the bottle and either tape or rubber band it around the bottle so it doesnt leak. Refrigerate it until 24 before your test, these 24 will be used to make it body temperature, (the purpose of the fridge is to keep it from wilding, which makes it look fake.) Before you go in for your test, put the bottle in your vagina, haha. (If you get nervous while doing this, ask them to turn on some water because you cant pee.)Poke a whole in the alluminum foil with your fingernail and it’s like YOU are actually peeing =]

2. Excersize your fucking heart out, pretend your life DEPENDS on you losing like 10 pounds, and do everything and anything athletic to make you sweat out that thc. Thc is stored in fat cells, if you are in good shape, the thc will be in your system for A LOT less time than usual. But just to be safe, excersize really hard the night before.

3. Get a big jar of pickles and eat them ALL, and drink the juice afterwards as well, I know it’s gross but it really works; as fast as 12 hours, but usually not until after 24 hours. You’ll feel sick at first, but whatever you do, do NOT throw it up, or it goes to waste.

4.(lots of home remedies) Drink Cranberry juice, take a tbsp of “fruit pectan”, take 2 “golden seal” pills the night before your test, drink Orange juice, try to drink atleast 8 cups of water a day, and pee atleast 6 times a day, if it’s not clear drink 10 cups a day, and pee 7 to 8 times; (more if you can,) take 5 niaccin (vitamin b3,) every 8-12 hours for 2-3 days before you drug test, sweallow a half cap of bleach and chase it with a full cup of water, (milk works to for some reason,) buy a cleanser at a drug store such as “gnc,” usually ranging from 30-50$, and if worse comes to worst, miss your drug test, and say you either over slept, didnt have a ride, you were sick, you mixed up the times, or you spaced it. Missing a UA is WAY better than failing one. If you want to be sure that you’re clean, buy a drug test at Winco, Walmart, or any other market that sells drugs, and test yourself, usually ranging from 10-40$

Good luck, Sue