Any good insults mine suck??

I agree with Jasmine101… It really works when you just laugh at whatever they say. “Trust me, it really ticks them off when you laugh at whatever they tell you”. Try it and let me know what happens.

Shut up. You have two dads and a chemistry set!!!

I havent heard, you’ve got more chins than a chinese phonebook, in such a long time…haha thats great lol I’m a very random person and pretty laid back so drama isnt really my thing but when people do try and start stuff with me I usually just make a random remark and it confuses them and they just shutup. Like this one time my boyfriends brother was mad at me and tried to start stuff with me. After he got done rambling on about whatever and paused to let me reply I just yelled really loud, no way!! Your shirts black??…because he was wearing a black shirt. It was so random that he couldnt help but smile and he wasnt mad anymore lol

-Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

-People like you are the reason I’m on medication.

-I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.

-I need you…I want you…To get out of my face

-What’s that ugly thing growing out of your neck… Oh… It’s your head…

-Why don’t you go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

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Should you have a license to be that ugly? Are you always this stupid or are you just trying to make an effort? Yeah yeah yea keep talking you just might say something intelligent. You`ve got ore chins that a Chinese phonebook!

sometimes the best insults are those tailored to the original insult. and I dont know if you are looking to provoke an angry response or if you want to seem witty, but here goes.. I frequently simply say fk you. simple, effective, applicable to most insults. however, if you want to add alittle wit to the shouting match, you can try one of two things: 1.) take their insult literally. ex. if someone says “fk you,” say “you’re not my type,” or “I think that would piss of my girlfriend”, or even, “ok. when?” will throw them off. or, ex if someone calls you an awipe, say innocently, “toilet paper?” occasionally lame depending on your age 2.)insult their lack of creativity. ex. “haven;t heard that since the second grade.” “grow up.” “what a novel insult. I applaud your creativity.” (etc makes you sound intelligent, them immature.) good luck, people can be stupid don’t take bches personally

Just keep ignoring them, it’s the more mature thing to do. So what if it makes you want to punch them, just don’t actually do it obviously. Sometimes words hurt but seriously, you calling them names back just makes you sink to their level.

I KNOW THAT gut my friends cant always be there to stop me from hitting someone and I dont like to seem helpless especially when there insulting my friends