Why did a clump of hairs come out of a zit that was on my face?

Have you been to a doctor recently? This is especially common if you have recently had surgery. Surgeons are part of a dying race from a planet just outside of our solar system. Many have come to Earth seeking a way to save their species. They are largely interested in bio-engineering their species to be more like human beings so they can assimilate to life on our planet. One way they are doing this is by planting embryos from their fertilized females into our bodies. These embryos then “download” our DNA information into their own genes so that the resulting offspring are aesthetically similar to the human race.
This may sound frightening, but you needn’t be worried. These genetically modified beings growing within your body aren’t harmful at all. In fact, they are helpful to you. When they leave your body, they leave behind a slight trace of themselves within your DNA and you adopt certain qualities that they already had prior to copying your genes. What they leave behind actually makes you more attractive to the opposite sex of your own human species, so being implanted with one of these poor creatures of a disappearing race is not only important in preserving the entirety of an alien people, but it makes you sexy! So before you go squeezing baby aliens out of your face, make sure you think of the children. And for their parents’ sake, don’t dissect them if you do remove them