What should I get him for his birthday?

Okay, so this guy that I’m friends with is turning 16 on the 27th and I have no clue what-so-ever as to what to get for him. When I ask him he never really answers, adn the only thing he gave me to go off of was “nothing perverted, or kinky, or sexually provocative”. Hahaha. Sadly, that wiped out all my ideas. heh. So, does anyone have any suggestions? A little about him: he’s a pyro, perverted [in a way thats not bad, just kinda cute and amusing, well to me at least], awesome to be around, if you can take him [a lot of people hate being around him because he’s so… over the top different. haha.], very homophobic so no funny gay joke gifts, doesn’t really like music except Daft Punk, not really into movies except for Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, and he makes wicked awesome legomations and is just completely undescribable. heh. not much help, I know. Could you maybe give me some ideas anyways? Thank you!!!