what are some good comebacks

im always in a fight and I need some new good comebacks

Answer #1

if they look like there from Tailand, say…”Why dont you go back to Tailand and suck some BanCockK”

I got this kid bad once. Karma’s a Beeeoootccchh!!

Answer #2

nah comebacks like that can always get another comeback so its not over. you need sumat that no one can better

it has to be personall toward the individual who said the insult in the first place

Answer #3

lol, I think I like demykaultiz’s response.

I always say something like “Your momma shoulda swallowed you.” Usually shuts ‘em up pretty quick.

Answer #4

just say, “I Bet your mom has a loud bark”

It’l piss em’ off so bad :D

Answer #5

you look like my dogs butt hole

Answer #6

why don’t you go play hide and go fuhkurself,,, # id like to help you owt witch way did you come in,,, # cry mhe a river fuhkface and geht ova iht,,, # just out ov curiosity are your parents siblings =) because your retarded,,,

Answer #7

shut the f* up you spiud dumb a mother f*in ct a b* it works for me lol and idkomg your my hero ily crisp

Answer #8

your momma’s so fat, when she tried to have sex, the guy got lost and came out 2 weeks later with a pet dog called alfie classic

Answer #9

Are you sure you can think???

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