What are some good comebacks for b!tches?

Lmao.. seems to me like your more concerned with her personal life. Get over it and grow up

sweetie, your in the 7th grade that isn’t much to worry about, forget her just let her know that the shi* she’s talking is as fake as her and the bit)h that told her :) that should do

there are a lot of words to offend them try calling her who**re or anything like that and she has no chance of fighting you the way she sounds

well she is in my grade 7th and she is bigger(fatter) then me so I dont wanna punch her she would sit on me hahaha but thnx

Why on earth are you wanting to pick on a fat underprivileged 12 year old? you should probably just ignore her, or just hit her in the nose one good time if you want to lower yourself to that.

tell her that your sorry that she has to compensate for her own sad life by picking on others to make herself feel better people like that pick on you because your prettier or smarter and they are upset about there own lives and want to make someone else feel as bad as they do

Best advise be nice back to her. I have a girl at work who speaks down to me and I always just smile back and say nice things about her. Trust me this works. It makes them feel like a jerk and makes you all that much better which is the truth. I also deal with a step-parent that I never mad mouth and it just ticks her off. It’s so much funnier to kill with kindness and makes you the more mature individual:)

be the bigger person in the situation and don’t even acknoledge her existance!! she is obsviously just doing these things for attention, and her goal is to get you p*ssed off, but YOU ARE SMARTER! :) do the opposite of what she wants.. if she throws out a rude remark, just look at her and smile, or do something really unexpected, like laugh, or agree with her. this will make her really confused and frustrated that she will give up on you.. plus I’m sure she’s had a very hard life, and you have to remember theres two sides to every story, it’s not her fault she was raised in a run down home, with a sister in rehab, she must have been influenced to do the things she does, and her family must have set very bad examples.

Hey . Okay so I know I feel , you wanna hit her so hard she wont know what happened or maybe you even wish she’d drop off the earth . lol . but anyways that wouldnt be right and fighting back is definiatley not the answer lol . I think the best way to resolve this would be … be nice! you might be thinking no way , never, but really it works! Just smile , compliment her ..you dont have to become best friends with the girl but at least getting on good terms would be better than having an enemy lol . well anyways hope all goes good =]

tell her to get a life, chances are she has none

then she will say to chicken to fight back then I will have to highlow her in the hallway…again.

a fag in my country is slang for a cigarette… we arnt all american :P

erm… just igniore her… :S

Heres a few things to say You were one of the first to get a brain, before they were perfected. But you did get a brain that day. The problem is that you should have asked for one to go. You got your brain very early. Apparently the warranty has run out. When they were handing out brains you arrived too late, all you got was a rain check. They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead. When they were handing out brains, you were the first in the queue, and held the door open for the rest of us. You didn’t get a brain that day either. They were only handing them out to people who would use them You got your brain first when they were handing them out in alphabetical order, A for “Aardvark”

Is that your face ?. . . . Your face looks like you’ve been using it as a doorstop. Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo. If your face had “Welcome” written on it, it would make a perfect doormat. If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in. Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails. Your face doesn’t look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going. Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut. Your face is such a mess, why don’t you get your dog something different to chew on ? Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time. Your face is very becoming. I’s becoming more and more ugly every time I see it.

When they gave out… When they were giving out heads, you thought they said beds, and you said “I’d like something soft” When they were giving out brains, you thought they said grains, and you said “Make mine oatmeal” When they were giving out noses, you thought they said roses, and you said “Give me a big red one” When they were giving out heads, you thought they said sheds, and you said “I’d like a nice big wooden one” When they were giving out looks, you thought they said books, and you said “Give me something funny” When they were giving out brains, you thought they said canes, and you said “I won’t need one of those” When they were giving out noses, you thought they said hoses, and you said “I don’t mind if mine drips a little bit” When they were giving out faces, you thought they said cases, and you said “I’d like one made of leather” When they were giving out heads, you thought they said breads, and you said “I’d like mine nice and doughy”

Good riddance… If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional. You don’t have to say anything. You offend me just by being in the area. I don’t take it personally. Every time you open your mouth you offend someone. Well, you probably said it without thinking, the way you do most things. Don’t worry about it. I’ve never listened to a thing you’ve said since the day I met you. Nothing you could say could offend me. I only get offended by things that make sense. I’m not offended by what you say. I’m just glad that you’re stringing words into sentences now. It’s not what you say, it’s the thought behind it that counts, and I know there’s never any thought behind anything you say. I wouldn’t get angry at you today. It’s “Be kind to Animals” week.

You look familiar… You look familiar, did I see you in the zoo parade ? I think you may have seen me at the zoo, I was the one who was feeding you peanuts. I understand that’s Animal Magic is your favorite show because so many of your relatives are on it. I know your trying to insult me, but I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging. That’s funny you calling me an animal, and it’s you that has the webbed feet. You look familiar too, but that’s not surprising, I collect bugs for a hobby. You look familiar too, have I ever seen you hanging by the tail from the tree in my garden ? Didn’t I dissect you in a biology class one time ? How about never? Is never good for you? You sound reasonable… Time to up the medication. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant. Ahhh… I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of it. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a damn. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. His teeth are brighter than he is. No, my powers can only be used for good. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. Who me? I just wander from room to room. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.