What are some comebacks I can say to this girl?

There’s a girl on my cheer squad who says insults to me without full-on bitching. The way everyone fights in my town is talking behind everyone’s back and “joke-insulting” each other. She’s not attractive, and she says things like “That was a good story! You should tell it at parties” (sarcastically) when I’m not even talking about stupid things. I need witty comebacks that don’t full out diss her.

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Answer #1

Next time when she’s done telling a story, say “they left” When she asks “who?” You say, “the people who care”

Answer #2

dont worry about it I get it all the time and im 13. I just say somehing like thanks in a sarcastic voice or just laugh and get on with your life hope I helped x

Answer #3

if she insults ya, just say to her, ‘luv ya too fatass (or sumfin similar)’ and walk away, she wont have much to say after that lol, works for meee everytimee haha

Answer #4

That was a good story! You should tell it at parties (sarcastically)

Smile BIG…and say “Thanks!!…I will”

Answer #5

exacllty, ignore her. dont fire her flame even more. be the biggerperson and people willl notice, if not you know you did the right thing

Answer #6

You’re better off to let it go. If you insult her, even if it’s not a ‘full-on’ insult she’s still going to be insulted, which will result in her becoming angry and probably giving you more hell than she already is. You’re only going to spark an even bigger fight by retaliating.

Answer #7

don’t say any come backs at all, if you’re mature, you’d be smart to not act on making drama. if people wonder why you don’t talk back, simply say, “I don’t want to waste my time of gils like thoses”

Answer #8

Ignoring her would be the mature route to take. By giving her a reaction, all you’re going to do is cause her to keep making digs at you. The worse you get, the worse she will.

It’s really not worth it.. If you ignore her, she’ll just get bored and move on.