Society's going downhill

I was thinking about this just now whats up with these weird traditions? like “Dont shoot the messanger.”–why is this an issue?! where do you live? must be a crappy neighborhood if you have to clear that up!

and why is heaven a gated community? I thinks gods been takin some budget cuts or somethin’

why do goofy,mickey,minnie,etc. …why do they wear gloves? that deeply disturbs me in so many ways …moving on

anymore ideas I forgot some

Answer #1

What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

Why do airlines call flights nonstop? Won’t they all stop eventually?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

If you died with braces on would they take them off?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

Why is it called a building when its already built?

Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we already clean when we use them?

Why do we play in recitals and recite at plays?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?

Why are they called ‘stands’ when they’re made for sitting?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it? There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Shouldn’t it be called a “near hit”?

If you take a shower, where do you put it? If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don’t they wear a pair of bras?

Answer #2

lol funny, and true how about the falling prestige of the US education? yeah, I think now we’re ranked 11th out of the world for education makes me sad:(

Answer #3

Nothing fancy, vultureofculture, just the word which seemed correct to me. There is also a religious materialism, whatever strange it may sound. I remember someone telling me one day, “It’s hard to help, but if I want to reach Paradise, I know I have to help” : that is also very very materialistic. I guess there’s a key word here : free, like freedom, like a helping hand.

Answer #4

I know now the facts match up with what the 3rd world countries believe (ill explain) you see those crappy countries are probably now just getting cowboy flicks so of course they believe we are all gun-toting,dumb cowboys (if you dont get it:im saying we are dumb)

oh and moochy, if you were trying to confuse with your fancy talk I DO understand

and you are correct

Answer #5

Logical consequences of materialism.

Answer #6

WOW

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