Weird dreams?

I dreamt that I met joe jonas so I fainted when I woke up I was in a seat and the jonas brothers were talkin to a doc I ask what they were doin and they all kissed me after that they brought me to my club hous and sang me 5 songs I screamed then I woke up

Last night I dreamt that I was in the shower and parts of my body started falling off: fingers, genitalia, ears, nose. It didn’t hurt and there wasn’t any blood. It was like the skin just sealed over after they detached. Anyway I was scrambling around on the floor of the shower trying to pick them up, but they were all too slippery to get a solid grip on. I went into a panic when a few of them went down the drain, and then I woke up.

Yupp I’ve had plenty of weird dreams but im not gunna share them…okayy fine I’ll tell one of the many ones I’ve had. I hadda dream that I was bein chased by a bowl of like cream of wheat…seriously and it had like a knife and it was chasing me threw the woods and I woke up crying…turns away in shame I noo that sounds freakin weird but I can’t control mii dreams… Lmfao

I had a dream yesterday where my cat laid eggs.. yes.. EGGS and she sat on them for 2 days straight. then I picked one up.. and accidently dropped one GUESS WHAT CAME OUT? a mini kitty like.. as small as your pinky nail because she didnt get time to grow in the egg. but the little kitty was alive. I could BARELY see her. I tried to pick her up but my cat bit me. Then I woke up. For the first few moments I’m like MY CAT HAD EGGS! But after that it was like … right.. cats dont lay eggs. they poop their babies out.

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I have a UTI so I’ve been on these pills and I have been having weird dreams while on them…

The other night I dreamed that I bought a green cat - my friend and I were taking the green cat for a walk and the cat randomly bit some dogs let off. So her and I ran with the cat into the bushes because we were scared the dog owners were going to yell at us. The dog owner started following us everywhere and eventually caught up to us. She talked to us but for some reason thought we were mental and just wanted to make sure we were okay because we looked lost and worries. Turns out she didn’t even realize her dogs leg had been bitten off. :) Weird.

Im not bonkers I just have a very active imagination..haha okayy I may b just a tad bit crazy but onlii in mii dreams lmao its where I get tew dew watever I want!!!

hahahahahaha crystal your bonkers lmao