How to gain weight in all the right places?

oh god:D do you want to gain weight if I gain one kg I would crY and I m 30 years if I gain pound I go crazy ,,feel so bad and I have to hide this and you want to gain weight mm let me tell you something if you really have this desire I can advise you with what I avoid most of the time :) bread ,rice/pasta/popcorn grapes,watermellon, butter! jams popcorn full fat cheese full fat dairy chips/crackers/icecreams with full fat and suger ,complexed carbs are what make us gain weights and simple carbs as suger 2 so what would you and for more resluts eat after you work out I assure you ,you will eat like crazy after you workout drink milkshake it will give you so much pounds go to resturants eat after 11pm ,,make an omelete with melted mozzerlla,and put aside some chillies and stuff your sandwhich with it eat meat with potatoes veggies and bread make no fat eat protin with compelexed carbs and this is a start

and congradutation you have a life you can eat what you like cause you want to gain