Do calories from flavored water turn ino fat?

I've been keepin track of my calorie intake lately. I read the pakaging labels on boxes and stuff... And the food labels says...

Is it true that when you donate blood you get fat..?

I want to lose the fat between my armpit and my boob. How do I do that?

I want to know if wearing a sweat jacket while excercising is as effective as taking a diuretic pill.

Does water intoxication hurt? when you drink to much water. does it hurt when you dying from it?

What dummy came up with that phrase? I mean, if you really think about it, you are NOT eating for 2, as the baby really does ...

If your body has excess water will it make things make indents in your skin? Like leaning or sitting against objects?

When I was younger every time I had a sore throat my mom made me gargle salt water. Why does gargling salt water help a sore ...

This guy came on my hand. So I washed it (my hand) with soap and water...did that get the cum off? Or...what?

I am so fat that people throw cream pies at me when I walk down the street!! whenever I try to get to sleep I cant because I ...