What are the unspoken rules of peeing in a urinal?

I think urinals seem kind of uncivilized. I mean, women can pee in private, but men who want to pee in private have to pretend they’re going in for a Number Two. If urinals are so convenient, why don’t we have them in our bathrooms at home? Or do some people put them in?

Don’t you men feel a bit like cattle when you have to use a public washroom? My husband told me in one of them it was just a big trough that continuously flushed. All I know is, the mens room always seems to really stink. How do I know? Because once at a rest stop when i was dying to go and could hardly walk from the car to the RR, hubby pushed me into the mens room saying there it is, hurry, I’ll meet you outside. I didn’t look, and walked in and couldn’t believe the stench! Then saw all the urinals on the wall and ran out, FURIOUS, to my dearly beloved man-boy who thought it was hilarious.

Yeah I’m not sure why men have urinals… But I know it’s much faster cuz men are in and out of there in no time and there’s always a long line for the women’s bathroom.

Yeah lol it’s because they don’t usually wash their hands and fix up their lipstick, no?

Yuuuup. And they don’t have to wipe or anything either.

Totally agree with pinkpearl. Only that I don’t have to go into the men’s to know it smells awful. Just walking past it at school makes us girls nearly vomit. As for rules? What 0kai0 said hahaha!

You nearly got it…Eye contact is tolerated as long as the eyes dont stray downward ,it is exceptable. Hand shaking after any event is not exceptable no matter how long its been since you last met ya old buddy. Also ,humerous comments to fellow urinaters can be shared if size or power is substantial….if its not then its best kept to ones self.

Wipe?aint that what underwears for lol haha

NO. ew.

If he is really hung, look over at him and say “nice Co(k”.

you know why houses don’t have urinals because women can’t use them. i was pretty close to installing one in my guest restroom but then looked at the cost and said well dam a toilet is have the cost. and you girls made comments about washing your hands after peeing. here is my question if after touching my d!ck i need to wash my hands should i wash my d!ick. truth is i was my hands before touching my d!ick because my hands come in contact with everything where as my d!ick is locked away inside my pants safe from funk. if i thought touching my d!ck earned or warranted a hand cleansing i would scrub my balls too.

I like to whisper to myself in public restrooms