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Trying to catch a an older woman when I'm 23?

Its always been something I’ve wanted but I’m just not quite sure how to go about it. Ladies(if there are any on here) any advice/pointers for me? I am 23 by the way.

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Answer #1

Dude, them old b*tches are easy. Just go to a club where older gals hang out. When they see that “deer in the headlights” look on you, they’ll get in line to bang your brains out. Try it, you’ll see. And don’t try to be clever, or witty, or cute. That will blow it. Let them pick you up. PS-Don’t be stupid and try to “date” her either. That will blow it too. She wants you as a Boy-Toy. If you play your cards right, you can bang all her friends too- they will pass you around like a piece of cheesecake. You see, guys their age (and mine) are chasing the girls your age— and getting them. And, we’re banging their friends too. You see, young women want a MAN who will control them. Older single women want a BOY, that they can control. Ahh, the circle of life,Aint it beautiful?

Answer #2

Dude - why? Go after younger girls now while you still can, soon the hot 18 year olds will think your old. You will always have time later to go after old women when your in your late 20’s or early 30’s.

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