How to make sure my poop doesn't smell?

Well, just don’t eat allot of food that have seasonings in it. Your body needs to function so, don’t worry, everyone is going to have this particular problem and bad bowel odor. I’m sure everyone in your girlfriend’s family won’t pay any attention. Just take some air freshner with you or use theres. And, you can’t help giving off odor. Just spray the bathroom.

well you need to do that, once you eat food it comes out as poo! the important things though is not to forget to eat! then you kind of screw up your body and itll be a lot harder to poo later so do eat food, just eat what youd eat in a normal day try not to eat at times that you wouldnt normally

eat whatever you want, but you have to spray purfume after using the bathroom, just put it in your pocket, (get a small one so that they can think that you always smell like that) _ they won’t be able to see it cause it’s too small and it’s hidden in your pocket!!! it’s better than not eating :)

You have unrealistic expectations of her family being so judgemental. I don’t think anyone expects you to refrain from functioning as a human to be polite. Just poop after everyone goes to bed if it really bothers you.

dude pooing is pooing if they want to make fun over you getting rid of some homemade brownies let them bro. its life everyone does it except buzzards lolso poo away my friend

WELL YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO DO IT ANEY WAY IT WONT FREAK THEM OUT THAY DO IT TO AND ITS NOT LIKE ANY 1 EVER POOPED AND IT DIDENT SMELL WE ALL SMELL AT 1 POIN ALSO LIKE TRY TO STAY AWAY FROM MILK HOTDOGS AND ANEY THING THAT HAS A LOT OF GREASE IN IT

Someone told me if you put lavander or something that smells good in the toliet before you do number 2 it conteracts the bad smell I don’t suggest a matc h it could trigger the smoke detecterand in that case iit would be reallly bad

flush right away and spray something.Please don’t get all nervous about this and don’t keep it in you’ll be in pain and you’ll just ruin your weekend no point in that.So eat,poo and enjoy yourself.

yea but like ahhh im already really nervous about going away and like if I like made the ONE bathroom smell that would be embarrassing…ughhh

If the bathroom has a window keep it open while you’re using the facilities, flush immediately after (ok so it’s wasting water to flush twice, but atleast it wont smell) take your cologne in there just incase there isnt a spray… and yeah if possible use it when there’s low traffic… as for the foods, I guess avoid eggs and beans? and just incase you’re thinking of not going… that will make it worse…

poo before you take a shower, that way the smell has time to fade away.

Try takeawhiffcom. Seriously, it works!

Them knowing you crapped isn’t going to make them think of you any differently.

good advice… Light a match.