What would you do if you where a parent and caught you child masturbating?

Answer #1

I might not even say anything that would mortify me if I had to talk about that with my mom or dad but I would just talk to them about sex and that talk and leave it there, but I don’t think I would ignore it because the sooner you get the awkward talk over with the sooner back to normal.

Answer #2

I would (did) say ‘Sorry’ in a calm voice, and back out of the room. Later just a short talk to apologize for barging into the room, and then say that masturbating is totally normal, but that it is a private activity, and they should lock their door. That way they wouldn’t be interrupted and there would be no embarrassment. And then take the opportunity to say that if there ever are any questions, I would answer them as honestly as I could. (NOTE: I would not ask them directly if they had questions. I would just let them know I would be willing to talk calmly.)

Then drop the subject.

Answer #3

Nothing. lmfao.

Answer #4

Have you been caught yourself?

Answer #5

Have you been caught yourself?

Answer #6

That’s none of your business.

Answer #7

No, thankgod but that would be awful

Answer #8

lmao

Answer #9

I would not say “welcome to the club” and buy him a bottle of lotion. Nothing more to say. After some time, I will have a talk about safe sex with him.

Answer #10

Sorry. I would say

Answer #11

lmfaooo best answer right there ^^

Answer #12

If its the best answer, why didnt you click “like”. lol

Answer #13

I agree with bimjob except for one thing. My children don’t, and no child should, have locks on their doors. Parents and siblings should knock before entering.

Answer #14

well i wouldnt blow up some parents are like that just slowly back out of the room and later talk to them about it but be like its a totally normal thing to do just be real calm and cool about it that way the kid feels comfortable talking to u about stuff like that

Answer #15

just say sorry and back out, DO NOT talk to them about it, it will just embarrass him/her and they could become angry

Answer #16

I would prolly say “stop that you got chores to do, not like your gonna get any where after I walked in.” lol nah I would prolly just say “I’ll knock next time” and leave him/her alone then have the sex talk later (I plan on makin the sex talk as awkward for him/her as possible lol)

Answer #17

I agree if you like an answer CLICK LIKE

Answer #18

LMAO

Answer #19

I agree no locks my first pregnancy scare was because partially because my girlfriend had a lock on her bedroom door

Answer #20

hey josh what is your obsession with whether the girls that replied were caught or not? kind of creepy

Answer #21

lol it kinda is

Answer #22

You should ask them to keep it from you or do it when your not home or not at all.

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