my friends boy drama! help please!

lucy wanting to go out with bob straight out makes her a fake friend and betty should’nt even trust her and if she does she needs to know what lucy wants and betty if bob was her first boyfriend yea it’s going to hurt a lot but it’s not worth committing suicide she will find someone else that will love her unconditionally and unfortunatley bob wasn’t the one for her he was probably her first broken heart tell her everything will be ok and it’s going to be hard for her to forget bob maybe she might not even be able to forget bob because that was her first love and first broken heart but to not committ suicide that is the worst thing she could do cheer her up and tell her your most emberassing thing that has happened to you all my friends do that when I’m heart broken talk to her and don’t talk about bob hang out with her go to the mall with her and if she doesn’t want to then tell her if you could go to her house and just hang out and do stupid stuff on the computer lol :D just tell her not to committ suicide nor cut herself and if you need any more advice add me and funmail me :)

What??? “im a dork” person, Lucy isn’t a fake friend. It’s true my friend wants to kill herself sometimes and it’s not as “big” of a thing as many people think. First of all I know you will think it’s a big deal, but what I mean is you get used to it, you know? And Lucy might really like Bob and have her own life to worry about to. I know this sounds evil and selfish but it’s the truth. I do know because of my best friend and her depression too. Lucy could date Bob in secret without Betty finding out. Or you could tell Lucy to just get over herself, or you guys could even talk to Bob about it.

ok lucy just needs to stay away from bob for right now