Know any blonde jokes?

Post some !:) Don’t take offence, I’m blonde. They’re just funny !

Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said “concentrate” on it.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don’t know the route. Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

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Answer #1

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run like heck shes holding a grenade!

Answer #2

Q: why was the blonde having a bad day? A: her tampon was behind her ear and she cant find her pencil

Q:What a blondes idea of safe sex? A: locking the car door

Q:what did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? A: ooohh donut seeds

Answer #3

there was a blond police officer and a blond speeder on the road. the police officer pulled the blond speeder over

Officer: can I c your licence? Speeder: what is that? Officer: the thing that has your face on it Speeder: ok

She hands the officer a mirror and the officer looks into it and cs a blond in uniform.

officer: I didnt know you were a cop too you can go right ahhed!!!

HAHA well do you like it… funmail me to tell me what you think!!!

Answer #4

we dont call you stupid

Answer #5

all blonds are not stuped so shut the fu u

Know any blonde jokes?

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