Does anyone know a good joke?

Does anyone know a good joke? I need a good laugh lol : )

Answer #1

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.

He stood up in front of the class and said, “Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?” o

After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.

a “Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you’re a moron?” the professor asked.

The kid replied, “No sir, I just didn’t want to see you standing there all by yourself

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”

One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

:) If you need more let me know :) have a nice day.

Answer #2

where did the fish go on vacation?…Finland…badump ch…(sorry not sure how that would be spelled heh)

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