Im thinking about starting my own religion

Im thinking about starting my own religion anyone want to join ,

my religion revolves around weed you have to smoke it in ceramonys at different times during the day for instance instead of the angeles I have the bongeles were you do bong hit for every bong of the angeles

also once a month there will be Magic mushy excurisions to a sacred field with a holy hill in it

The name of the religion is “”The curch of naturally growing drugs””

The basic belife is that god put drugs on earth to evolve humanity .

One of our profits is Bill Hicks he loved to spread the word of the lord .

Answer #1

I will join your religion. Also I was thinking of making a religion who can put there problems on Belkin,

Answer #2

dude count me in…how do I applY ?

Answer #3

thex13thxchild

MY VIEW IS THAT WHEN MAN WAS EVOLVING FROM MONKEYS THE MONKEYS ATE DRUGS WITCH MADE THEM THINK DIFFERENTLY WITCH HELPED THEM EVOLVE INTO US

PS. SORRY BOUT THE CAPS HAD ALL THIS TYPED BEFORE I REALISED

Answer #4

romantic94

Why not , if you got it reconised , imagine if you will tripping of your head a smoking a big fatty and a cop comes up to ya to aresst you , and you pull out a document that says you are preforming a religious ceromony and he is tresspassing on holy land

who would need heaven

Answer #5

~if iits natuarl drugs would you smoke poison ivy???~

Ok, that statement is just flawed…water is natural, but would you drink from the toilet?

…quit while you’re still far behind.

Answer #6

Just a tip–if you keep saying asinine things like the idea that smoking will help you physically, you’re more of a joke than I initially thought.

Agreed, I find the suggestion amusing still.

Answer #7

Just a tip–if you keep saying asinine things like the idea that smoking will help you physically, you’re more of a joke than I initially thought.

Answer #8

ummm im sorry but I think its a terrible idea…I mean A: pot is illegal B: it kills u C: WHAT ABOUT GOD??? I think its a terrible idea why dont you start JOINING a christian religion…

Answer #9

Well, it makes about as much sense as any other religion, if not more. And, I’d have to say I’d be ok with partaking in the ceremonies, but I don’t think it would lead to the further evolution of society. I think it would lead to all the members of The Church Of Naturally Growing Drugs laughing hysterically all the way to prison. ;)

Answer #10

ichibanarky

Ya I know and then I start getting tax breaks and celebritys joining just like that other made up Caca Bull religion Scienceology

Answer #11

Yea I mean theres nothing wrong with it at all, its just some things you said, that made it seem as if it was a joke, sorry. but Yea that would be cool. And right so many celebs would join , Snoop dog for instance :P.

Answer #12

Answer #13

There are several court decisions that defended the right of native Americans to use peyote in their ceremonies. Of course they have a long tradition of using peyote to have visions.

There is also the Rastafarian movement. Rastas do smoke marijuana in their ceremonies and can make similar claims for marijuana being part of their religious tradition.

You’d probably be be better off converting to Rastafarianism than starting your own religion. Assuming you don’t mind dreadlocks and Reggae music naturally.

Answer #14

underwaterophelia

if you read what I said agin you will see I said help evolve us physically not help us they are 2 totally different things fun mail me if you want and ill give you my theory on how this may have already have happened

and by the way I cant belive some people are taking this seriously it is obviously a joke I am actually not starting my own religion as hard as it is for ye to belive

my god some people need to get a scence of humar

Answer #15

iluvgod

hey altough I value you and your right to an opinion as all my members of The curch of naturally growing drugs do I must dissagree

A..I am hopeing to get that changed for religous reasons or ill just move to holland

B..It does not kill you , check offiical stats and you will see

C..My god wants us to take naturaly grown drugs to help us elvolve mentaly and physicaly

My religion also respects other views and other religons can you say the same of yours

Answer #16

if iits “natuarl” drugs would you smoke poison ivy???

Answer #17

I say, cut through the bull and become a Rastafari

Answer #18

sh*t, if it was real I would so join lol

Answer #19

I lol’d at this.

Answer #20

LMAO, are you serious?

Answer #21

Here’s the funny part…if you have enough followers, you can actually have your religion recognized, lol.

Answer #22

I want to create my own religion can I borrow some idea’s about the hole drug thing? but mine will be based around psychedelic drugs

peace x

Answer #23

I want to create a religion, can I borrow some of your idea’s about the hole drug religious thing? but mine will revolve around psychedelic drugs…

Answer #24

I recently started my own religion called Aurism. It’s about 9 goddesses who personify the forces that enable life on Earth. Check it out at aurism.webs.com I’m still working on it and revising it, though!

Answer #25

Anyone can start a religion, so if you want a drug oriented religion, go fr it.

Answer #26

gooner_17

As soon as I get a new address I wil tell ya were you can send the 2GRAND that it costs to join Ha Ha Ha Ha

Answer #27

pot in no way helps anyone evolve if anything it can weaken your immune systems which in turn will make you sick I have to agree with underwater but hey if you want to, just go for it

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