how to jack off

Hey I have a question for masturebating as a guy and for some reason I have an internet blocker that my parents put on my comp so I can’t go to that site so maybe you could just flat out tell me good ways that you think are good thanks for the help

Mike

Answer #1

Well, grab your pelvis with your right hand at the “bottom”, then shake your hand up and down. Seriously man, are you gay? Get a girl, she’ll teach you.

Answer #2

Just wrap your fingers and hand around your penis and start stroking up and down. and enjoy…I love it

Answer #3

dude just put some lotion or sumthing on it the just crank it lol that easy hahaha

Answer #4

um wow im a girl and I know how. I jerk my boyfriend off all the time…its kinda like almsot a instinct for guys… wrap a fist around it and pump it…its easy aha

Answer #5

you take your hand left or right and place it around your area and grab it then go up and down untill you cum. soon you will develope your own pace and be able to go as fast or slow as you want. enjoy!!

Answer #6

lmao! this is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever read! haha! you seriously just made my day!

I thought jacking-off came to guys naturally?! &+ the bad thing is that I’m a girl &+ I even know how to do that.(to my boyfriend)

dude, c’mon. get a life. you really embarrassed yourself right there. ask an older cousin, or older brother. possibly a younger one! haha. woww. wayy to go!

Answer #7

common guys, masterbation is like any sexual action, it can get boring and trying different creative ideas is fun, and when you know if others did it, you know what to not do to hurt urself wit more hardcore techniques you know, and jackinworld.com is awesome, I am 19, having a awesome sex life with girls in college, and beleive me masterbation is just a different way to perform and I will continue to do it, and find new ways to do it cause anything that doesnt hurt is great, like sex.

prostate stimulation can really, but no REALLY be awesome ahah.

Answer #8

If you are worried about not having internet porn get a magazine. I mean seriously? How did you jack off before. I am pretty sure it is exactly the same and the internet is not hindering you from doing it.

Answer #9

u can just text a girl to have s*x with you by texting or call a girl and ask trust me it gets the girl happy and u

Answer #10

it depends on how old you are if you are over 13 then it kinda simple you take you hand an basicly choke you ckicken

Answer #11

Tug, tug, tug that little choo choo till you empty that chubby all over yourself. Wash off, then go make your hand a sandwich

Answer #12

come on bro lay of him it aint his fault he prob justs want to noe diff ways

Answer #13

get in front of a fan and think of the prettiest girl and wake it

Answer #14

LOL wow I’ve never seen a guy ask this question..I thought jerking off came naturally to guys…it seems pretty easy lol

Answer #15

macwhite lmao yank tha chicken XDDD

Answer #16

“ORAL” SIMULATION To simulate the feeling of lips sliding over the penis head: Lube up your erection and hold the shaft in one hand. Put your dominant hand’s index and middle fingers together horizontally, palm toward your face, in front of the penis head. Push the head into the gap between the fingers. The fingers should be relaxed, not tense. Now pull back and do this over and over the top third of the penis. Feel how the fingers conform to the penis’s contour as they slide over the head and back. As you do this, position your other hand behind the “lips,” and grip and squeeze the head as you push the penis in

THE “VAGINA” Lie down on your side and hold onto your penis with the “Backhand” grip. Roll over further and brace your hand against the bed, and thrust your penis in and out of your hand. This closely mimics the movements of intercourse. It’s a very different feeling to masturbate by moving your pelvis rather than your hand. It’s also fun to put your other hand down and feel your scrotum moving back and forth as you pump in and out of the “vagina.”

TWO-HANDED “VAGINA” Kneel on the floor, and lay down a towel. Lube up well, and lock together the fingers of both hands, palms up. Place your erection in your hands, and wrap your hands around your penis. Then put your hands (and your erection) on the floor, and pump your pelvis front to back, without moving your hands. Throw your head back, close your eyes, and imagine having sex with the girl of your dreams. You may have to lube up a few times, but it produces a very nice orgasm.

THE MILKER Make a ring around the base of your penis with your well-lubricated right hand’s thumb and forefinger, and slide it up along the shaft. When the ring reaches the head, make a ring around the base of your penis with your well-lubricated left hand, and work it up. Repeat the process when your left “ring” reaches the head of your penis. The idea is to go up without ever going down. You can use only the thumb and forefinger or add the other fingers as you get away from the base.

THE INFINITELY DEEP “VAGINA” Make a fist with, say, your right hand — but instead of grabbing your penis, put it just in front of the head. Then push your penis through your fist. When the head of your penis is about to pop out of your hand, continue the “tunnel” with your left hand. That way you’ll be perpetually penetrating into a “vagina.”

There are five techniques from jackinworld.com

~Tiffany~

Answer #17

Lemme tell you 3 things that real men do not do:

  1. They do not do men. Men do not do them either.
  2. They do not watch porn. They actually do not need it.
  3. They do not jerk off (not behind their parents’ back anyway)

If you are a man, make sure you are a real one. Otherwise, find yourself somewhere to hide.

Here is my advice: Instead of touching yourself, go get a life.

Greetings from Egypt! Noblez Chavazelle

Answer #18

Pull it till you blow in your hand/mouth.

Hope that helps.

Answer #19

lmfao^

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