How to get back at my brother?

I have been hating my brother latly(you would know what I mean if you have a brother) Their are times when you hate you sibiling and want to kill them. Does any of you know anything that I maybe could make to make him scared of me? Anything you do that gets your brother off your back?

Answer #1

shout out to him from the cupboard (if you have 1) then when he comes pretend to show him something. when he bends down quietly walk out and slam the door shut! mua hahahahahaaa!!! I tried it and he gets really scared. oh and, turn the light off first. freaks them out real good.

Answer #2

change his contacts on his phone to different numbers so if he’s texting weird stuff to his friend, he’ll actually be texting it to you

Answer #3

Ignoring them when they say things that normally would piss you off is what’s going to get them mad. aha I used to do it all the time to my brother when he’d call me a b*. Or I yell things out the window at people passing by about how he’s gay. aha he’s not really gay, but it gets him angry so bad. I got him so mad doing that once that he chased my around with a brush ahha when it was all said and done one window got broken,my foot hurt from being hit with a brush,and his head hurt from being hit with a really thick Stephen King book. ahha

Answer #4

dress up scary and go under his bed and when he gets up grab his feet and then come out and act like a monster (or whatever you were) this might only work for a younger brother

Answer #5

I threw all my sister’s underwear on the front yard, short sheeted her bed and sewed closed the bottoms of her pj pants

Answer #6

just ignore them it pisses them off the easiest trust me haha I have lotz of lil siblings

Answer #7

No ideas here, sorry. I have a sister and she bugs me awful. I know EXACTY how you feel.

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