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How to get back at dad?

Whats a good way to get back at your dad? theres sumthin I cant let him get away with! Sumthin eric cartman would do?

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Answer #1

Well then do what Eric Cartman did in the scott tenerman episode, kill your parents, put them in chili and convince other people to eat them.

Answer #2

I did confront him he refused to try to fix the problem

Answer #3

whenever he has a cold one, try to slip him a drug that’ll knock him out, then when he’s out cold, bring him to the sofa, go empty a few more cans of beer in the sink and put it around the floor near the sofa (so it looks like he got really drunk). Then put a knife in his hand, kill your neighbor’s dog, and spray blood all over your dad. Put pieces of the animal all around him. When he wakes up, it will look like he killed your neighbor’s dog. Even better, if you’re asian, put pieces of the dog in a pot, boil em and put em in a bowl (I’m asian too, so it’s not racist:], and yea, I hate my dad too) oh yea, and try not to get your fingerprints on anything by wearing gloves, and when you walk out to get the dog, wear your dad’s shoes so if you leave any footprints, they look like your dads

Answer #4

Dear Reader,

Ignore him. Don’t even give him the evil eye. Don’t even aknowledge his existence. Don’t even “Did you here a buzzing noise?” when he talks because that is aknowledging his existence. Ignore! Ignore! Ignore! That is how you get back. Do this for about a week or more depending on what he did! Good Luck!!!

                                               Sincerely,
                                                      Nati ;)
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